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God Bless Me, It's Summah | Jersey Shore Sticker

God Bless Me, It's Summah | Jersey Shore Sticker

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"It's my turn to talk. It's my turn to talk. You stalked my whole entire life, right, and I don't like that. I do nothing wrong and you — I'm talking now! — you know how I felt about you. You just have no trust whatsoever. So you thought I was creeping with those chicks, which I wasn't. I went on one ride — God bless me, it's f---ing summer! Yes, I was upstairs on the balcony with three chicks — and three dudes. Did I do anything? No! All we did is have a conversation. That's it. All those girls have boyfriends. If you weren't such a f---ing stalker, I would have called you when I got home. Instead — yes you are, it's crazy, I can't deal with that. You don't want to look stupid? Don't you think that makes you look stupid? You're like, 'I'm not calling you.' You called, like, a hundred times. How many times did you call? We took the phone off the hook last night. All I wanted to do is call you when I got home so we could hang out. You wouldn't let that happen. You were so worried about how you're gonna look because people see me walking with three girls that, 'Oh my god, blah blah, I don't want to look stupid.' Well, now look how stupid you look."

Digitally drawn stickers, printed on glossed paper. They are perfect for bullet journals, laptops, sketchbooks, & planners!

Made with love in Canada.

This product is designed to apply to clean, dry surfaces, not intended to get extremely wet. Stickers may be sprayed with a sealer to waterproof them.

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